So I stole these questions from my buddy Captain Picard because I thought your answers would be fun to read. As long as you are nice to me. You can answer them in comments, and then you can steal them and put them on your blog if you so desire.
1: Who are you?
2: When and how did we meet?
3: What brings you here?
4: Why do you keep coming back?
5: Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
6: Describe me in one word.
7: What was your first impresssion of me?
8: Do you still think that now?
9: What reminds you of me?
10: If you could give me a present, what would it be?
11: Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?