Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Mellencamp Review Part 2: Don't talk to strangers

But first: Ok, I think it would be kinda funny to post the video of me and Patsy singing to Mellencamp. Its hysterical, at least to me. You can't see us, but you sure can hear us. Hub thinks its funny too; he keeps blasting it throughout the house. I think he loves my singing voice, haha. But I have no idea how to post it on here. Can anyone help?

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Yes, my mom did teach me to never talk to strangers. However. When I have had a few drinks and I look at someone and have a question for them, I am completely not shy about asking them.

At the concert Saturday, we were tailgating for a while before these two odd girls came up and sat near us. One of them had on a shirt made out of ties. As in, neck ties.
Yes she has a shirt made of ties
She also had her thong underwear hanging out of her pants (which I hate, btw). So I had to ask her about this.
J wanted to know what this girls undies say

Her underwear said "No Worries" on them, because that is apparently her motto in life. Um ok. She made the shirt herself and was awfully proud. She also showed me *all* of her tattoos...and one was way-far-down under her underwear line. Something I did not need to see. But Hub liked it. A little while later, they had left to go in and get a space on the lawn for the show, and Patsy and I had to pee. So we trudged off to the portapotties (which, at least when we got there, were surprisingly clean). The line was insane, and we had decided to turn around and go use the woods (I have told you before, we are broads, not girlie girls. And when you gotta go, you gotta go). But behold, the two weirdos are on line, near the front! I figured that she had already shown me her vagina, maybe she would let me cut in line? So I go up all friendly-like, and say "OMG, where did you guys go? We were looking all over for you!" They seemed thrilled to talk to me again (no, seriously, they did) and of course they let us cut in line. We said, ok, see you inside! And of course we never saw them again because we weren't about to look for two freaks in amongst all the other freaks.

Then, we are sitting on the lawn, Fogerty is done and we are waiting for Mellencamp to come on. There is a blonde in front of us, whom I think our friend J was enamoured with. She has writing on her underwear too! (I am talking about around the waistband, ya know, like on Calvins?) So I am now a pro at getting women to let me look at their undies, so I started talking to her. Here are her undies:
Panties
They obviously say "Hanes Her Way". She turned out to be very nice, from what I recall. She was there with her daughter, who was in her early 20's. I could only hope to look that good at her age...or at my age for that matter.

Here's another random freak in the crowd near us dancing. He was outta control but sure was having a good time:
Some freak dancing through the crowd
And then here is some crazy woman (or very drunk woman) who we did not know who just came and sat on our blanket, and then I guess passed out on it:
crazy person who crashed our blanket
So that's all the freaks I remember. There were probably more. But don't worry - we'll be seeing Motley Crue in less than a month, so there will certainly be more stories to be told!

33 comments:

Indigo said...

Did the freaky neck tie lady ever tell you why her underwear were showing? Drives me crazy too. I'd love to hear the reason.

J&J'sMom said...

I think the necktie thing was pretty creative! Ha! Sounds like you had a blast!! Summer concerts are my favorite thing to do...although we haven't gone to anything yet this summer! Too flippin' hot! Hope you're not drowning in the humidity up there...love the underwear show ;0) AND to post a video..you need a website to post it to and then you can link the url...other than that I have no idea ..sorry!

Guppyman said...

Why hate the underwear showing? Now if they were way too big granny panties hanging out over the top of the pants.... yeah... I'd agree with you for hating it.... But there is nothing wrong with a nice pull-me thong!

Figure out the video! Can't wait to hear it!

TheSugarV said...

I actually don't mind the underwear showing. It give jeans personality :P

trine said...

The tie top was just weird. some people are just weird.

my thong keeps popping out as i am wearing my wkinny jeans to show off i am skinny again! i'lll stop it asap once ive got my self-confidence back!

Garnet said...

HAHAHAH! You are hilarious! Love the pictures and your account of the concert, plus freaks! You rock!

MommaK said...

Great undie pics! Sounds like you had an awesome time. You look very hot (in both ways). Did it ever cool off for you?

Peanutt said...

We're going to see Motley Crue on the 24th of August! Their last show ROCKED!!!! WOO-HOO!!!
Anyhow, that lady who passed out on your blanket looks like people at Pine Knob here! LOL, its an outdoor venue and people just get rip roarin' wasted and some end up falling down the hill! LOL.

acumamakiki said...

GREAT photos! I have a thing about underwear sticking out & I'm very conscious of where mine is at all times when bending over or sitting.
Once at the park, I went up to a woman who not only had a wad of her granny panties coming out of the top of her pants, but the tag was flapping in the wind to boot. Thinking if that was me I'd want someone to tell me, I went up to her & let her know the situation. Well that wasn't well received. At all. Her chuffer friend on the bench said "good thing I'm not fashionable enough to have that happen". I refrained from commenting and creating further damage. So I LOVE that you talk to people whose panties are out too!
BTW, I'm a bush to pee girl too.

Kathleen said...

Wow, you have two fans from Michigan as I was figuring your concert was at a place like Pine Knob (now officially called the DTE Energy Center, but nobody calls it that unless they have to - like DJs).

And I'm so with you on the underwear showing thing. WHY????

Mary said...

"I figured that she had already shown me her vagina, so maybe she would let me cut in line?"

LMAO!

Oh dear. Motley Crue should have some motley crew pics, alright.

Glad you had a fun time. :)

-xtessa- said...

interesting post as usual, true! and hot pink seems to be a popular color for underwear, huh? and all i got is neon green!;)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Great pictures.

At least she was WEARING underwear!

..::Meems::.. said...

WTF? Neck ties?

I, too, am guilty of the thong showing. I don't do it on purpose though. Shit happens.

Molly said...

Hey nothing like meeting up with old friends when it means jumping in line at the port-o-potty!

The pictures are great, it looks like the concert was mucho fun at least for the people watching!

Scully said...

Why do I think the Crue concert will be a tad more outrageous?

jlybn123 said...

I'd like to know how the thong thang became all the rage anyhow??? Let's show everyone what's underneath!! Ugh!

Glad you had fun, from what you CAN remember! LOL

carrotpenis said...

Great pictures. You have to love good people watching. I was at my parents in NJ the weekend before last and posted a picture I took at the beach. Check it out if you have the chance. It certainly puts your thong girl to shame.

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

oh my, oh my, oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(i don't know how to post a video, but one of my regular reads posts them all of the time, here's his link if you want to check him out.
http://benpadilla.info/)

InterstellarLass said...

Wow. Yeah, that about sums it up. Where do these weird freaky people come from!?!?

W. S. Cross said...

Sometimes I ask myself: "Do I ATTRACT this kind of person, or do they just hunt me down?"

Goldberry said...

Now, that is just way too much freakiness for me. The tie shirt was, ummmm, well, you know. It just wasn't me.

Melanie said...

OMG! That necktie lady was too funny!! I absolutely love to people watch.

And girl!!! You're going to see Motley Crue? Can I go please, please, please? I absolutely adore Nikki Sixx. I've been in love with him for 25 years. Jeez! I guess that shows my age, huh.

I'm not sure how I found you, but I'm glad I did. Funny post.
Back later when I can read more.

Patsy Darling said...

I object to this video going on the blog. My drunken lunacy should not be heard except to those sitting anywhere near me during a concert. I so don't remember some lady passing out on our blanket when did this happen? How much did I drink ? WTF?

Charlie Mc said...

yeah, if women wanna show their thong, they should leave the jeans at home!

Hope Mellencamp was better than he was here!

Curator said...

I've seen that look on different types, some of which looked good, others bad.

In this case... bad. Alas, good times are what it's all about.

Dawn said...

hey if I had a butt that was worth looking at I wouldn't mind my thong showing a bit. . .but as it turns out I don't!!

Dawn said...

hey if I had a butt that was worth looking at I wouldn't mind my thong showing a bit. . .but as it turns out I don't!!

Dawn said...

hey if I had a butt that was worth looking at I wouldn't mind my thong showing a bit. . .but as it turns out I don't!!

Bridget Unnel said...

Tie-shirts and thong triangles... man, sounds like hell to me!

Natsthename said...

LOL. I loved the woman on your blanket. Yeah, I'd say drunk. At least she didn't hurl!!

Tammy said...

LOL...great pictures!

Go work at Home Depot (oh wait, just shop)....seems to be all the rage to let the thongs hang out!

Office supply stores are oh so much more modest!

deputyswife said...

A shirt made from ties? Okay, I will admit, I am a crafty person. I like to sew, but to make something for myself that would cause strangers to point and laugh... um, no way.