Gossip and a Bee

So the whole Paula Abdul/Corey Clark thing...what did you think? I watched it but I honestly got a little bored. Bored with his whiny singing voice, bored with his boring story for an hour, bored with his hair, bored with his ghetto friends. Do you believe him? I don't know if I do. He seemed to have phone records that they talked, but they never really said they verified any of the info. He described her house, but ya know what? I watch Cribs on MTV. I could guess that any of these celebs have a flatscreen tv over their jacuzzis for maxin and relaxin.

Whether it is true or not, I don't know. The only thing I did get out of the show is that he is a dirtbag. He says he loved her, he says how much she helped him on the show and how she helped his career, how she gave him money and advice...but yet he is ready to sell her out at the drop of a hat for a book deal and a little boost in record sales. He said he has to "set the record straight" - what record? No one knew about it till he brought it up. Didn't anyone teach him not to kiss and tell? Now that my crusade against Scott Savol has ended, I may have to start a new one against Corey Clark.
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Yes, Bo's glasses have to go. He said, after Simon commented on last week's pair of hideous glasses, that he spent only $6 on them. Last night, Hub said "Bo needs to start spending more than $6 on glasses."

Although, Bo can wear whatever glasses he wants, as long as Scott "Sausage Fingers" Savol is gone.
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On another gossipy note, did anyone watch the Pat O'Brien thing with Dr. Phil? I watched half of it, and then got bored (maybe its me and not the shows, I don't know). I got bored of watching Dr. Phil yell at Pat over and over for the same thing. Pat is like, I am an alcoholic, I wouldn't listen to anyone's advice, I hit bottom and then I went to rehab. Dr. Phil is like "WHAT, ARE YOU SO ARROGANT THAT YOU WON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE ELSE? OR ARE YOU JUST SO ARROGANT THAT YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH PEOPLE WHO WON'T TELL YOU WHEN YOU DO WRONG?" Pat is like, No, they told me, I was just addicted and wouldn't listen. I am an alcoholic. Dr. Phil is like "ARE YOU JUST THAT ARROGANT? WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ANYONE?" Ergh. Enough with the yelling, Dr. Phil. Is Dr. Phil new to the game? Does he not know that an alcoholic isn't going to listen to other people?
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In non-gossipy news, we had a weird day yesterday. We were playing upstairs and I noticed a bee flying in the blinds. So I start freaking out (not a fan of the bugs) and I move her quickly away. I hit the blinds with a book trying to kill the bee. Of course, this bee is indestructable and it flies out of the blinds onto the couch. The dog is now going crazy trying to eat it. Its buzzing around and I am chasing it with a book. Princess sees the bee and says "bee" because that is one of the words she knows. Then I bash it with the book. She starts screaming and pointing at the bee and covering her eyes. Doggie sees the injured bee and starts to eat it. I push him away, not wanting him to get stung on the tongue. Princess sees the bee again, wobbling around trying to regain its composure, when I bash it again. She starts screaming and crying and pointing and covering her eyes again. Doggie eats the dead bee. I have to remove Princess from the room and distract her with ice cream to get her mind off the horror she has just witnessed. Do you think she is now traumatized, thinking mommy is a murderer?