Pasty says:So let's stawrt(yes, pronounced Jersey style) with Bo. His crown was stolen by that hillbilly harlot Carrie (I have sex with my animals) Underwood. She was chosen months ago let's face it. We knew they would choose the innocent one,what's wrong with doing some blow, Bo. I will mention all of this in my fan letter to Bo, you realize I am his # 1 fan. Yes I will kidnap him and hide him in my cabin. So Kathy Bates. In my letter I will let him know that I was rooting for him since the beginning unlike you jump on the bandwagon fans who decided he was okay after sausage fingas went away. I will let him know the whole Jesus Christ thing is quite cool despite popular belief. I dig it. Now getting on to Constantine,
(How Constantine are we????)
Oh god the horror.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whether you ladies like him or not he sucks ass. He had the gay vote that's final. That's what kept him going. Gayssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!Theater Geek.....
So in conclusion, I am a total dork for following these people so closely, I tivo'ed every episode and rushed home to watch. I voted for Bo possibly thousands of times and he'll never know it was me who voted, until I write him that letter letting him know. I actually hoped that Ryan the dork Seacrest announced Bo had won with a landslide vote coming from Jersey, which I had provided. Silly me I thought my votes counted. Who knew that this was all fixed from the beginning and that they didn't care that my votes were wasted? American Idol sucks this is the first and last season I will ever watch. I love you Bo!!!! Your # 1 fan. Patsy.
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OK, True here. Sorry.
Here are some pics from this evening for your enjoyment:
Here is Princess trying to get some of Diddy's "juice":
We have a new bartender at our bar who loves our YaYa helmets:
And he also loves doing Patsy in the butt:
And here we are right now, which will explain the state of this post. Please my faithful readers, forgive me:
24 comments:
LMAO that was too funny ...And someone more ate up with Bo then me ..Yeah !! I did not know that was possible .lol I totally agree with her though is the sad part .Constantscream was awfull ,Carrie won a long time before the final vote .It was totally rigged I agree .BO rocked !!! and should have won by a land slide .*sighs* anyway ...
Thanks for stopping by ,I hoped she liked my Bo pics :) Ya'll have a great day !!!! * shhhhhhh..
sorry ( says a little quieter) Ya'll have a nice day ..:)
you guys are a hoot!!! totally laughed reading your posts! love the constantine bashing!
This post was great (Well... except the Flabio pics, but even that was funny)... ya'll should post while drunk more often... (As a matter of fact, that should be everyone's goal... Post while really drunk with a camera!)
Anyway- I reposted the article about Carrie winning on my site... for some reason I deleted it before... go figure.
HAHA! That is the funniest thing I have read all day!
Here I was car shopping, and you Jersey girls were drinking and having a blast!!
I agree with Bo thing, shoulda won.
The Captain of the Enterprise is never drunk....unless you count the incident with the Tyrellan Whisky.
TOO CUTE! You two are a mess. But that was absolutely hilarous. I can just picture the two of you falling over laughing at the computer. LOL!
I agree with the Bo thing. He totally shoulda won.
Tristyn has the same outfit as Princess. I love it, so cute.
LOL. Fabio is sooooo passe, isn't he? ;)
I am back again...via Michele this time:)
drunken jersey blogging - can't get any better than that! ;)
Wow! What can you say after that! It looks like Fabio os having a grand old time.
See, that's why I couldn't get through to vote for Bo. Jersey had the lines all tied up.
Good for you two for having fun!
Inappropriate poster cut-out sex pictures!!!! jeeze! I was trying to show this to my MOTHER!!! but i love the YaYa drunk helmets, or whatever you call those things! Beats a busted up ankle any day of the week!
I suddenly feel an incredible urge to get drunk and find Fabio... ;)
Patsy dear, here in OKIELand we do not really have sex with animals. It's all a vicious rumor started by Arkansas. ;)
a few years ago, i was doing brunch with a couple of friends when fabio walked in. i think i was the only one who actually showed any excitement. apparently, people in los angeles are so jaded that second-string actors don't deserve more than a millisecond glance!
well, i was soon told to save my energy for someone more like carrie fisher or tim robbins.
rock stars!
OMG. I wish I could hop a bike and come to Jersey. Of course it would take me a few days but I SO want to wear one of those helmets and knock back a few with a True Jersey Girl!
Wow.....I love it.....are you conscious yet? HeeHee. Let us know when the hangover subsides and tell us how you fared the next day! Looks like a lot of fun!
That cracked me up! Two drunk funny Jersey girls are great! And thanks Patsy for figuring out how Constantine got votes, I was wondering that myself!
Sounds like you had a fun weekend, yay!
gotta love the drunken blog!
That was too funny!!! I can't believe you had time to think about blogging in all your imbibing! Who knows what would come out of my fingers in a drunken' state..brave girls...
Looks like you had way too much fun. I am so very jealous! Hope you're okay today:-)
That is sooooo funny! You've had me laughing from the beginning. :) I LOVE the Fabio. :)
Looks like you two had a fab time!!! Reminds me, I think I'm overdue for a few (about 5 or so) Captain's and Coke's! It's been so long. Gonna have to invite the best friend out soon! Thanks for reminding me and take care!!
I'm visiting from Nam's blog....OMG, the "Jesus Christ" thing had me laughing for 20 minutes!!!
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