Sunday, May 29, 2005

Another Jersey Girl in the Hiz-ouse

So tonight you not only have to deal with me, but my bestest friend, Patsy Sweetie Darling. Yup, you guessed it, we been drinkin. Two drunkin Jersey broads. So I am going to let her guest blog about whatever is on her brilliant little mind. I cannot be held responsible for what she says, especially about Bo Bice.

Pasty says:So let's stawrt(yes, pronounced Jersey style) with Bo. His crown was stolen by that hillbilly harlot Carrie (I have sex with my animals) Underwood. She was chosen months ago let's face it. We knew they would choose the innocent one,what's wrong with doing some blow, Bo. I will mention all of this in my fan letter to Bo, you realize I am his # 1 fan. Yes I will kidnap him and hide him in my cabin. So Kathy Bates. In my letter I will let him know that I was rooting for him since the beginning unlike you jump on the bandwagon fans who decided he was okay after sausage fingas went away. I will let him know the whole Jesus Christ thing is quite cool despite popular belief. I dig it. Now getting on to Constantine,
You are soooo constantine
(How Constantine are we????)
Oh god the horror.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whether you ladies like him or not he sucks ass. He had the gay vote that's final. That's what kept him going. Gayssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!Theater Geek.....

So in conclusion, I am a total dork for following these people so closely, I tivo'ed every episode and rushed home to watch. I voted for Bo possibly thousands of times and he'll never know it was me who voted, until I write him that letter letting him know. I actually hoped that Ryan the dork Seacrest announced Bo had won with a landslide vote coming from Jersey, which I had provided. Silly me I thought my votes counted. Who knew that this was all fixed from the beginning and that they didn't care that my votes were wasted? American Idol sucks this is the first and last season I will ever watch. I love you Bo!!!! Your # 1 fan. Patsy.
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OK, True here. Sorry.

Here are some pics from this evening for your enjoyment:

Here is Princess trying to get some of Diddy's "juice":
Can I have your bee-ah

We have a new bartender at our bar who loves our YaYa helmets:
Fabio wants to be an angel

And he also loves doing Patsy in the butt:
Do me Baby!

And here we are right now, which will explain the state of this post. Please my faithful readers, forgive me:
Us right now

30 comments:

Dawn said...

You guys are too funny. . .drunken blogging. . I'll have to try that sometime!

PresentStorm said...

LMAO that was too funny ...And someone more ate up with Bo then me ..Yeah !! I did not know that was possible .lol I totally agree with her though is the sad part .Constantscream was awfull ,Carrie won a long time before the final vote .It was totally rigged I agree .BO rocked !!! and should have won by a land slide .*sighs* anyway ...
Thanks for stopping by ,I hoped she liked my Bo pics :) Ya'll have a great day !!!! * shhhhhhh..
sorry ( says a little quieter) Ya'll have a nice day ..:)

-xtessa- said...

you guys are a hoot!!! totally laughed reading your posts! love the constantine bashing!

Guppyman said...

This post was great (Well... except the Flabio pics, but even that was funny)... ya'll should post while drunk more often... (As a matter of fact, that should be everyone's goal... Post while really drunk with a camera!)

Anyway- I reposted the article about Carrie winning on my site... for some reason I deleted it before... go figure.

Dawn said...

HAHA! That is the funniest thing I have read all day!

Indigo said...

Here I was car shopping, and you Jersey girls were drinking and having a blast!!

I agree with Bo thing, shoulda won.

Pieces of Me said...

LMAO! that is so funny! I love how yall talk about AI when you are drunk! LOL TTYL

Jean-Luc Picard said...

The Captain of the Enterprise is never drunk....unless you count the incident with the Tyrellan Whisky.

Taylor said...

TOO CUTE! You two are a mess. But that was absolutely hilarous. I can just picture the two of you falling over laughing at the computer. LOL!

I agree with the Bo thing. He totally shoulda won.

Tristyn has the same outfit as Princess. I love it, so cute.

Natsthename said...

LOL. Fabio is sooooo passe, isn't he? ;)

Dawn said...

I am back again...via Michele this time:)

Pinkie said...

Looks like you were having a lot of fun there. It's amazing you were able to type and upload pictures. Very impressive!

Miss_Vicki said...

drunken jersey blogging - can't get any better than that! ;)

Raehan said...

Wow! What can you say after that! It looks like Fabio os having a grand old time.

See, that's why I couldn't get through to vote for Bo. Jersey had the lines all tied up.

Good for you two for having fun!

Redhead Mommy said...

Inappropriate poster cut-out sex pictures!!!! jeeze! I was trying to show this to my MOTHER!!! but i love the YaYa drunk helmets, or whatever you call those things! Beats a busted up ankle any day of the week!

aka_monty said...

I suddenly feel an incredible urge to get drunk and find Fabio... ;)

Patsy dear, here in OKIELand we do not really have sex with animals. It's all a vicious rumor started by Arkansas. ;)

Nam LaMore said...

a few years ago, i was doing brunch with a couple of friends when fabio walked in. i think i was the only one who actually showed any excitement. apparently, people in los angeles are so jaded that second-string actors don't deserve more than a millisecond glance!

well, i was soon told to save my energy for someone more like carrie fisher or tim robbins.

A Career Woman and A Housewife said...

I swear, CW, Mirella and I have almost the same self-taken drunk picture as you and Pat, I should post it....but we totally DO NOT have those awesome YA YA helmets, a girl can dream!
Love it!
-Housewife

mcgibfried said...

rock stars!

Bumbling Bav said...

You crack me up! Can you send me up a Vodka 7?

Daisyhead said...

OMG. I wish I could hop a bike and come to Jersey. Of course it would take me a few days but I SO want to wear one of those helmets and knock back a few with a True Jersey Girl!

Twist of Kate said...

Wow.....I love it.....are you conscious yet? HeeHee. Let us know when the hangover subsides and tell us how you fared the next day! Looks like a lot of fun!

Molly said...

That cracked me up! Two drunk funny Jersey girls are great! And thanks Patsy for figuring out how Constantine got votes, I was wondering that myself!

Sounds like you had a fun weekend, yay!

Charlie Mc said...

gotta love the drunken blog!

J&J'sMom said...

That was too funny!!! I can't believe you had time to think about blogging in all your imbibing! Who knows what would come out of my fingers in a drunken' state..brave girls...

MommaK said...

Looks like you had way too much fun. I am so very jealous! Hope you're okay today:-)

Angie said...

That is sooooo funny! You've had me laughing from the beginning. :) I LOVE the Fabio. :)

A Career Woman and A Housewife said...

I am obviously super-de-duper behind on my blog reading - for sure, because if I wasn't, I definately would have posted on this. That is soooo awesome and if you search our archives, you'll find Housewife's drunken blogging version!
-Career Woman

jlybn123 said...

Looks like you two had a fab time!!! Reminds me, I think I'm overdue for a few (about 5 or so) Captain's and Coke's! It's been so long. Gonna have to invite the best friend out soon! Thanks for reminding me and take care!!

Jaded Maniac said...

I'm visiting from Nam's blog....OMG, the "Jesus Christ" thing had me laughing for 20 minutes!!!