Friday, April 29, 2005

Whoopee! A Meme!

Update: Aw, I feel so special. You know when the popular kid asks you to have lunch with her? That's me today. The ever-popular and lovely Michele has included yours truly in her first installment of her image game. Go see!

I've been tagged by Trine because she knows how much I love these things! (Please read my previous post too, because I need your opinion!)

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).

Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here's that list:

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer …
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer …


If I could be a musician...I would finally realize my true calling in becoming a punk rock singer/guitarist and it would be socially acceptable to dye my hair pink.

If I could be a psychologist...I would go back and analyze my two previous bosses and find out why they were such evil, back-stabbing, conniving bitches.

If I could be a judge....I would sentence anyone who harms women or children to death by being tied to a post, covered in honey, and eaten alive by red ants.

If I could be a linguist...I would study Italian so I could learn what all the boys were saying to me when I was in Italy while Hub wasn't watching.

If I could be a midget stripper...I would visit my old friend Chuck every day to make him laugh, and then I'd let him toss me.

So who shall I tag??? Think of it as an honor, not a hassle...
Bridget Unnel, my fellow Jersey Girl
Carol at Smiles and Laughter, because she is a longtime friend but she is newly linked.
And Daisyhead, who is fairly new to my links but lovely nonetheless.

Enjoy!

15 comments:

trine said...

wow you're quick!

cool, glad you liked being tagged, i do know you like these...

i so wanted to choose the midget stripper, but as my mum reads my blog i thought, erm, maybe not... hehehe

Last Girl On Earth said...

Very entertaining list! If you become a musician, will you come play in my band? BTW, I always wanted to learn Italian. Maybe next year! (In between reading blogs...)

mrsmogul said...

I went there and couldn;t find image game? I will check again!!

Bumbling Bav said...

A midget stripper.... very interesting!

Thanks for the laugh!

Bridget Unnel said...

Tag, I'm one of it! YEAH!! Ok, here goes:

If I could be a writer, I would write children's books and consider myself the happiest person alive.

If I could be a backup dancer, chances are that Britney would be having my love child. Ok, maybe not.

If I could be a llama-rider, I would probably be a big fan of Preparation H. Something about that job just screams "hemerroids".

If I could be a bonnie pirate I would bury my treasure somewhere other than where those redneck dufus thieves buried theirs. And I certainly wouldn't go on the Today show or Good Morning America to jabber about it!

If I could be a midget stripper I would reeeeeeeeeally have "little" self-respect!

Kimberly said...

I loved the Dali rose that Michele chose for you.

If I could be an architect... oh, wait, I am one... still working toward the same goal I've always had: a decent home for everyone.

I'm here from Michele's M&G.

BlogCruiser said...

Looks like a fun one. I bookmarked this one so that I can come back and give it a whirl. I get addicted to these meme things so easily myself...

Sleeping Mommy said...

midget stripper. Just totally got a visual of Danny Devito in that episode of Friends when Phoebe had her bachelorette party. Gee thanks, and right before bed too.

*nervous twitch*

Retro Girl said...

Damn! I got this meme as well but didn't get the midget stripper question. Talk about gettin' ripped off!

Love your blog! I've blogrolled you!

Natsthename said...

Just the thought of a midget stripper makes me laugh out loud!

MommaK said...

You are a funny girl!! Good choices & great answers...midget tossing...you kill me:-)

aka_monty said...

Oh hell, I just tagged you with it to. Should've done some blog READING before blog WRITING today...*sigh* :)

Carol (Smiles and Laughter) said...

Oh, wow! I got a Meme!! Thanks TJG! I don't know if my answers will live up to yours, though. They were really great! (Midget stripper. lol)

I'll put my answers on my blog tomorrow when I have more time....

J&J'sMom said...

Too funny! Bari tagged me..but I like you list better...I'm going to steal it oKay?

Raehan said...

If I could (have beeen) a back-up singer, I would (have been) a back-up singer for Ray Charles.

That's all that comes to mind right now looking at the list. I like your list. Do you really want to know what those italian men were saying? I wonder if it's the same things our construction workers say.