Monday, October 03, 2005

The President Does His Math

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

20 comments:

Charlie Mc said...

hahahahahahahahahaha, that was funny!!!!!

annie said...

Bah-ha-ha-ha!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

That's a good one, Jersey!

Edd said...

I even had to laugh on that one...

thephoenixnyc said...

Wow, this one is just flying around the internet. How ya been Jersey?

paula said...

*SPITS JUICE OUT HER NOSE*

BWWWAAAahahaaAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

mg

Shannon said...

ok, I love that joke.
Thanks for the Bonjovi Review...
I downloaded all the classics, reliving my youth.

Zee said...

Too funny!

Mary said...

Oh, good one.
LOL, it's becoming so customary (and easy) to laugh at this guy. Sometimes I really feel bad that we laugh because, I mean, he's our President. But darnit, he just makes it so darn easy to laugh. Sad, really.

Hey, True, I did that high school meme. Go check out what 1988 was like, baby!

Pinterest Failures said...

That's as funny as his new Supreme Court Justice Candidate--she's never been a judge!!!! HAHAHAHAHA. Oh wait. No, your joke is much funnier.

trine said...

darn, i heard this the other day and now i can't remember where... but it was great...

trine
from a doll's house

jlybn123 said...

I was watching some of his bloopers on a tv show last week...wow, he's made some doozies! LOL I know they all have said some crazy shit but, I think he has to be the worst!

Mitey Mite said...

So doesn't anybody but Rumsfeld know how many a Brazilian is???

guppyman said...

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Unknown said...

Nice... I had that down as a Blonde joke.. How sexist of me. :)

Unknown said...

Hahhahah!!! That was funnnnny!

mag.nolia said...

hahaha! cute! thanks for the funny!

Natsthename said...

Tee hee.

(seriously, how many? ) ;)

Bone said...

LOL Thanks for the laugh.