Monday, October 03, 2005

The President Does His Math

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

30 comments:

Charlie Mc said...

hahahahahahahahahaha, that was funny!!!!!

annie said...

Bah-ha-ha-ha!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

That's a good one, Jersey!

Edd said...

I even had to laugh on that one...

thephoenixnyc said...

Wow, this one is just flying around the internet. How ya been Jersey?

Raehan said...

Good one.

mg said...

*SPITS JUICE OUT HER NOSE*

BWWWAAAahahaaAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

mg

Shannon said...

ok, I love that joke.
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I downloaded all the classics, reliving my youth.

InterstellarLass said...

HA! That is funny!

Zee said...

Too funny!

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

it's scary cuz i could see him asking that question.

Mary said...

Oh, good one.
LOL, it's becoming so customary (and easy) to laugh at this guy. Sometimes I really feel bad that we laugh because, I mean, he's our President. But darnit, he just makes it so darn easy to laugh. Sad, really.

Hey, True, I did that high school meme. Go check out what 1988 was like, baby!

maxandzoesmom said...

love it!

Misfit Hausfrau said...

That's as funny as his new Supreme Court Justice Candidate--she's never been a judge!!!! HAHAHAHAHA. Oh wait. No, your joke is much funnier.

Patsy Darling said...

God I had such a bad day but a george dubya joke still makes me laugh.

Toryssa said...

Hahaha

trine said...

darn, i heard this the other day and now i can't remember where... but it was great...

trine
from a doll's house

jlybn123 said...

I was watching some of his bloopers on a tv show last week...wow, he's made some doozies! LOL I know they all have said some crazy shit but, I think he has to be the worst!

Mitey Mite said...

So doesn't anybody but Rumsfeld know how many a Brazilian is???

Trish said...

Funny! My 8-year-old will love the 'new math'!

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Scully said...

You know I love Bush jokes.

Now, can we make a joke out of the fact that he's nominated a lawyer who's never served as a judge for the Supreme Court.

Oh, whoops, that is already a joke.

Camy Leon said...

I was listening to his speech today. WTF!? I'm still confused by his stupidity. He was talking about how a few people were looking at the debris from their homes and asking "Where are my valuable paintings and my priceless china?" First off, no one would say that, if the whole house was in a pile of debris. Second, who gives a shit about that stuff? You lost everything! I had to stop listening to it, cuz some of it made no sense. He didn't practice that speech.

Guppyman said...

YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Michael Manning said...

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Curator said...

LOL! That sounds almost too intelligent for dumbbell Bushie.

Big Dipper said...

Nice... I had that down as a Blonde joke.. How sexist of me. :)

TheSugarV said...

Hahhahah!!! That was funnnnny!

hartini said...

hahaha! cute! thanks for the funny!

Natsthename said...

Tee hee.

(seriously, how many? ) ;)

Bone said...

LOL Thanks for the laugh.