Saturday, January 20, 2007

Dude I Just Went to The Best Party Evah

I hope this makes sense in the morning because I drank ALOT of wine tonight and I hope Patsy reads this message: Dude, I got the house in Cabo.

Ok, so we get invited to this party at our neighbor's house, they are cool as hell but way older than us. But we're like, ok, we have nothing better to do tonight and they live one house away from us, which in Jersey is like, 10 steps. So we go to the party and the hostess within the first ten minutes tells me about her cleaning lady, who is there working, and who gets only $50 for 5 hours of work and is looking for a house to clean on Monday mornings. So of course I book her immediately. I now have a cleaning lady, thank god, for only $50 a week. Hoo-ray.

So then, the party is going on and this girl of maybe 20 is telling me how cool Princess is, and I am like, duh, of course she is. So then she offers her babysitting services and she lives like 5 minutes from us. The only sitter we have now, really, is my mom. So this is a big deal to meet an awesome girl who wants to watch my kid. Ya ya. So this has already been the best party ever, someone to clean my house and watch my kid, this is great.

So then, I am talking to my neighbor (the hostess) who is totally me in 15 years, left wing, anti-establishment, punk rock crazy person, I love her. So we are talking and I bring up Cabo San Lucas, where she owns a house. She immediately offers it to me and my friends and is like, dude, you must go to Cabo, take my house, don't bring Princess because Cabo is not a place for kids but you must use my house whenever you want, seriously. And I am being all modest, as if I have not been planning the Cabo thing since I met her and I am like, seriously? I can use your house? Are you serious? And she is like, oh my god, you must use my house, you must go to Cabo, its the best evah, you will so love it there and you must use my house.

This was the best party evah, even better than one of my own because as kick ass as my parties are no one ever offers me the use of a Mexican party house out of it. I got a cleaning lady, a babysitter, and a vacation house in Cabo out of this party. Plus I drank some very expensive wine which has me quite buzzed at this very moment.

I have been trying to upload a pic of myself because I looked pretty badass if I do say so myself, with my dark hair and red highlights and black eyeliner for days, but for some reason it isn't working. Maybe its because I don't look as badass as I think? Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. I look BAD ASS. And I am going to Cabo. Don't hate.

14 comments:

Patsy Darling said...

Ya Ya we're going to Cabo we're going to Cabo. I knew I loved that lady for a reason when I met her. $50 for a cleaning lady and a new baby sitter. Man oh man what a fabu night you had. Now you have someone to watch the bebe for summer concerts. Ya Ya margarator we'll be using you this summer.

LisaBinDaCity said...

I want a neighbor like that! Now THAT is a rockin' party ;-)

Anonymous said...

That sounds like the best shopping trip evah combined with the best party!

What a night! Shame about the pic though.

Southern Sweetheart said...

I don't know you but I'm happy for you! Congrats on racking up at the party!! I'd take the house too! whoo hooo!

Anonymous said...

Awesome! That totally was the best party ever. Almost as good as going to a party giving out swanky goody bags!

Anonymous said...

Awesome! Now quick, treat her to a $28 bottle of Leal Cabernet and she'll totally love you foreva! :)

Janet said...

dude, that's an AWESOME party!!!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

What a super party! Let's see that picture!

Indigo said...

Excellent! You've accomplished two things that I can't seem to do ... find a babysitter and a housecleaner. Of course, I'm the current housecleaner ... so I'd be out of a job if I found one. But I woudn't be heartbroken if that happened.

some girl said...

Man, it doesn't get any better than that! You scored big time!

I want to go to a party, now. :)

Tuesday Girl said...

Why can't I ever get invited to parties like that?!

Evey said...

Well holy cow. Sounds like the party to go to to me. What great persk!

Anonymous said...

Geez, girl, I want to bring you along to the next party I go to, just for LUCK!! :-)

Anonymous said...

Man.. it only happens in Jersey. I am hating stinky Florida for sure now... I always score in Jersey... Well congrats, I am jealous, but I am sure you will love Cabo and hey a cleaning lady for 5 hours at 50.00 is a steal.