Thursday, September 08, 2005

Here I Am, Not Ranting! Go Me!

So let's see...what can I post about if I am not ranting? I forget how to post something civil...(but thank you all for your support of my insanity at anonymous idiots. I see that you all get them as well. I hope I spoke for you, too).
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There is a tray of uneaten jello shots in my fridge. At my bbq on Sunday, I got a bad headache at about midnight and that was it for me. I just couldn't party any more; my head was throbbing. Bah. I am hoping it was just a regular run-of-the-mill headache and not old age setting in. Nope, it can't be that.

Now don't get me wrong. We did eat one tray of them, the purple ones which were in honor of our fallen N'Awlins. And they were yummy. But I didn't think one tray was enough, so I made two. Then, I got a headache. Hence, the tray in the fridge.

So in any case, every time I open my fridge I get a big whiff of strawberry, kiwi, sugar and vodka. It is a lovely smell. But trust me, I make some strong jello shots, so these are not to be eaten on just some random Wednesday evening or something. It needs to be a party situation. Now, I will not be around this weekend, so do you think if I put them in a Tupperware or something that they will last till next weekend? I mean, does jello go bad? Someone please enlighten me. I have never had jello shots left over before so I have no idea what to do.
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This weekend, I am going down the shore for one last summer hurrah before Autumn hits like a ton of bricks. My mom is taking me and Princess down for a few days for a "girls weekend." Princess loves the beach and has actually been asking to go in the ocean, so she will be excited.
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Oh, and I have FINALLY been inducted into the Shitty Blogs Club. You do not know how hard I had to work to be shitty enough to get into that little party. But I did it. Thanks, Jeckles.
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Ok, well, that's it for now. I am off to watch Jon Stewart and donate to "Hillary in 2008" and listen to NPR and buy Al Franken's book. Smell ya later ;P

33 comments:

Dawn said...

I am first to post a comment...how cool is that?

I wish I could get away one more time before summer goes away for good this year....have some fun for me ok?

Carol said...

Hi True Jersey Girl,
I probably can't beat that other club, but this is a reminder for Friendly Friday...uh, tomorrow.

Indigo said...

No idea what to do with those leftover jello shots. That's a tough call. Although, can they really be ruined if you stored them wrong? And would you really notice?

mrsmogul said...

Shitty blogs club?? I gotta check that out sometime. I am in your area now true! I i did have jello today but no shots.

mrsmogul said...

Shitty blogs club?? I gotta check that out sometime. I am in your area now true! I i did have jello today but no shots.

Raehan said...

Wow, True. I like you when you are this sassy!

deputyswife said...

Hey, I like ranting True and non-ranting True.

That's why I keep stopping by! <---That rhymed! LOL!

I don't think jello shots would go bad. Just seal 'em up and use them the following week-end. If they taste bad, give them to the person you least get along with. That way, they think you like them, but really you are thinking "ehehehehe".

Patsy Darling said...

Hmmm, leftover jello shots. We never had that problem I'm stumped.

Holly said...

I say "what the hell - put 'em in the freezer, and give 'em a try next weekend". And let us know the outcome!

trine said...

i ahve no idea about left over jello shots, but i wouldn\'t think they'd go off...? you could try the freezer if you're worried i suppose... mmm vodka jello sweets!!

Kathleen said...

Loved your sign-off line! HILARIOUS!!! I'm no help with the jello shots as I don't do them, being a vegetarian and all, but I'd think you should be able to put them in some sort of tupperware type deal and freeze the suckers. Or maybe a plastic freezer bag?

Dawn said...

You know, I have never had jello shots. I have always wanted to try them. HOw do you make them?

Peanutt said...

I got lost after "tray of uneaten jello shots" The horror!! Ok, I'm getting a plane ticket and coming to help finish those off!!

Guppyman said...

Can you mail em to me?

And if you want to waste both your money and your time the way you said in your last paragraph, it's your buisness... Don't mind my laughter...

Molly said...

Yeah no help here as I have never experienced the phenomenon of leftover jello shots either.

Have a fun last summer hoorah!

Anonymous said...

Hillary Clinton Commander in Chief.
Somehow that doesn't make sense.

TrueJerseyGirl said...

Dubbya Bush, Incompetent Idiot
Yep, that makes perfect sense.

Master Foley said...

oh geezus Hiliary in 2008
I do believe that the world would come to an end.

how can Democrats even like that bitch

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

Girl, I like you more and more with each post, I swear.

My husband's first experience with jello-shots (they don't have gelatin in the Netherlands) included him consuming about fifteen and nearly falling into the Missippi River. He didn't believe me that each shot was like doing a shot of vodka.

JoiseyGirl said...

Left over jello shots? How exactly does that happen??

*scratches head*

InterstellarLass said...

Maybe freeze them? I don't know. I'm not a jello-shot aficionado so I don't know.

Have fun at the beach!

jlybn123 said...

I was rather enjoying your rantings, and I bet it felt good to boot.

We recently traveled with jello shots, in ziploc bags. Though the little cups had lids, they were just fine over the span of about a week. (Went through about 6 bags of them...yummy). Will have to download the pics of us with pyramids of them in front of us! Was a fun day.

Where the heck has this summer gone? I hate to write September! Ugh!

Evey said...

I too have never had hello shots....I just dont think I have ever been anywhere where they have been. hmmmm.

Have fun at the shore this weekend!!

Mary said...

Would you believe I'm a jello-shot virgin? Yep. No idea what you should do with those little wiggly things.

Have a happy 'girls weekend'!

mg said...

*ack!* I think if you cover the shots they will stay moist, and not dissolve completely. Try freezing a few just for kicks and giggles though. A BOOZEHOUND science experiment! fUUun~!

Go Hilly-BEAN! I'll vote for ya, grrl! ;)

mg

Janet said...

I'm thinking that jello, combined with alcohol, could last well into the next century!

Arethusa said...

I think you should freeze 'em and then tell me how that works out. It's all about me ya know!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I'm back from vacation.

We don'y have jello in England, as we call it jelly.

Natsthename said...

C'n I have a jello shot PLEASE? How about a sugar-free one? Is that good for me?

Enjoy your weekend!!!!

Shitty Blogs Club. LOL. I love that!

Better Safe Than Sorry said...

i don't think the jello itself goes bad, but if you don't cover it up, the top sort of hardens and if you cover it up, you get condensation inside and it makes the top of the shooter sortof runny. that's my experience anyway, i love jello shooters!

Average White Guy said...

Congrats! Have fun with your last summer bash!

Loz said...

off topic, but anyhow...
this jordis person is too good for INXS? gasp! for shame, true! it's my duty as an Aussie to stand up for a legendary Aussie band.

for the record, I think it's shameless to replace a deceased frontman via reality TV. i'm disappointed in INXS for doing it. Imagine if it was Rockstar: Nirvana.

Shannon said...

Jello shots in the frezzer might be good, put popsicle stix in them see what happens. As for Dubbya vs. Hillary? Rock on Woman! At least as a mother she'd know how to clean up the shit disater he has caused. Oh, and by the way:
Have a Nice Day!
:)